Playoffs? playoffs??

Bracketology

The best part of the season is finally here! I lost my fantasy championship. But it's alright, because the playoffs are here and i get to see once again how embarrassingly wrong my predictions go. But you know what. i'm back to give my radical picks. Radical picks sure to go wrong. And along with entertaining Anime style titles to fit each playoff series.

Prediction sure to go wrong: This will be the most entertaining playoffs ever.

"This is my time. It's my damn time!"
Lakers vs. Nuggets
Kobe and Iverson are both sayin it. But let's be for real, the nuggets have absolutely no defense. As bad as the Laker defense is, it is no where near the mangled mess the nuggets are. As much as I love Allen Iverson, he will have his heart crushed by the Lakers.

Lakers in 5.

New kids on the block had a bunch of hits, and they'll make the Jazz sick.
Jazz vs. Rockets
This is not a series i'm really looking forward to watching. I don't think you can really call any basketball game smash mouth, but this is gonna be tough and grind it out ball. Two great coaches playing for every yard on each possession. This is might be shocking. T-mac will finally win, in game 7. I know I say it every year. But this is the year "where amazing happens". It's gonna be a thing to watch him lift his hands, grab the monkey off his back, and cry in victory.

Rockets in 7

The Shaqtus Pricks San Antonio!
Suns vs. Spurs
I really have to give it to them. The trade looks like it's a success. Well... success would be a championship i suppose. But they do look better than they did with Marion. Because somehow Shaq has turned Amare into a FREAK. He pretty much has just sucked Marion's skills into his body, and now he's a superhuman creation of both of them. Holy crap. That is bad news for the Spurs. Seriously. If Amare doesn't have D up Duncan, and ends up guarding Oberto. wow. it's over. I know never to pick against San Antonio, but i'm tellin you... They're done without Horry.

Suns in 6.

Dirk-alicious will eat his apples red delicious.
Hornets vs. Mavericks
Chris Paul is good. If you don't believe that, you must be an avid American Idol viewer. I believe in Chris Paul, and that he's easily the best point guard in the game. I don't believe in the other guys though. Tyson Chandler and Mo Pete especially. I also believe Jason Kidd has gone overlooked after he got traded. He's gonna take it upon himself to be the superstar. And he'll do it. He's gonna wear Chris Paul down with his huge body. And Dallas is gonna come up on top.

Mavs in 7

Baby Hawks don't have the big ticket.
Celtics vs. Hawks
come on. KG will dominate. but i'm gonna give them a 2 game scare. I think they're gonna surprise everyone. not by winning. heck no. but 1... maybe maybe 2 games. but i'm gonna give them the benefit of the doubt.

Celts in 6

Agent Zero snipes down the King. too bad the King is bulletproof.
Cavaliers vs. Wizards
I can't freakin wait to watch this. I really wish they weren't playing each other, so i can root for both of em. Dag. But i believe the Leastern Conference is pudding in the hands of LeBron and chumps. LeBron's remarkable run begins here. man... i really wish Gilbert would have put the Pistons on the hibachi. oh well.

Cavs in 6

Dwight Howard dunks on the used car salesman.
Magic vs. Raptors
Close games, but Hedo's gonna close. can't believe i just said that.

Magic in 5

The I don't care series
Pistons vs. 76ers.
I'm pretty sure i won't watch a game. Just want to see some Iggy highlights.

pistons in 4

Ok the reason why i think that this year will be the best playoffs ever...

Semi's
Kobe vs. T-mac: Lakers in 5.
Best Friends, Nash vs Dirk: Suns in 7.
King > Big 3: Cavs in 6. yea i know. i'm crazy
Pistons vs. Magic: Pistons in 5.

Conference Finals
Kobe vs Shaq. Suns vs Lakers. Holy Moly: Lakers in 7
King James of the Palace: Cavs in 6. a repeat of a certain 25 of the last 26 shots.

Finals
Best player in the NBA? LeBron vs. Kobe. : Lakers in 6


now that's a playoff! best playoffs ever. you heard it hear first.